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Mother's Day - I know all about the global recession, but Mum needs a treat!
It's Mother's Day on Sunday and as I'm enormously gifted in mass communication with the worlds maternal population, I can reveal that SHE is looking for something a bit more durable and exciting than a bunch of droopy daffs from the gas station, or a box of chocs from the benighted Tesco.
I know I'm a bit late in telling you this but what SHE really wants is to be found HERE. ......(you can always show her on the iPhone and tell her it'll be with her next week)
Whether it's as inexpensive as a scarf or gloves, or a new Liberty of London Barbour Handbag, or a swanky Lady's Jacket from John Partridge, you know you ought to get your hands in your collective pockets and purses and get her something worthy of the years of pain and sacrifice she's invested in you.
But there's loads more and you can have them delivered FREE anywhere in the World very quickly, usually with 24 hours in the UK and within the week for most of the world. So come on you guys, and to grab a quote off L'Oreal of Paris....
"Because she's worth it"
GO ON, ACT NOW - YOU'RE ALREADY A BIT LATE !